Men are okay, I said. I like them well enough. I hated to dampen a good bitch session, but Id never had a guy really screw me over. They had to be interested enough in me to give me any hope in order to cause much damage, and I hadnt had many get that close. Gemma was right, I needed a boyfriend. Youre single, though, arent you? Trix asked. Yeah. But my roommates working to fix that. Shes set me up with half of Manhattan. And nothing right for you yet? Isabel asked. Not yet. But if you kiss enough frogs, youre bound to stumble upon a prince. Trix slammed her palm against the tabletop. Brilliant idea, Katie. Isabel, I propose a change of agenda. Lets find ourselves some princes. Where? The pond in Central Park? Thats where I have the best luck. I had to interrupt. Whoa, you mean, there really are men whove been turned into frogs? Isabel shrugged. Sure. But what they dont tell you in the storybooks is that only the real assholes get punished that way, and being a frog doesnt have quite the personality reforming effect youd expect. But they do tend to be very, very grateful about being rescued, and thats good for at least one night of fun, Ari argued. I was being figurative about kissing frogs, in case you were wondering, I said, wondering if this conversation was really taking place or if I was drunker than I realized. In my world, that just means you go out with a lot of people, even if they dont seem to meet your criteria on the surface, because you never know which one might be right for you. Thats boring. Wise, but boring. Our ways more fun, Trix said. And I bet our chances of finding someone are better than they are in here, Ari added. (Later, in Central Park) Youre really going to kiss frogs? I asked as we made our way down to the edge of the water. This time of year, you may not see many. Its getting too chilly for amphibians. That actually makes our chances better, Trix said. Its the enchanted frogs thatll still be around. They dont want to give up on the hope that someone will break the spell until they cant tolerate the cold anymore. How many of these are there? We dont have a lot of princes in this part of the world, you know. Prince is a figure of speech, Isabel said. It can apply to anyone in a position of power or wealth who needs to be taken down a peg. Oh, look, heres one! She lunged at a little tree frog sitting on a rock. It took her a couple of tries to grab it, then she held it trapped in her hands and brought it up to her face. I wanted to look away as she puckered up and kissed it, but morbid fascination made me stare. Nothing happened. She sighed and released the frog, which hopped away with an affronted-sounding ribbit. I heard sirens on the street above. Were gonna get arrested for molesting frogs, I moaned. I could imagine explaining that to my folks. Dont worry so much, Ari scolded as she lunged for a frog. Her fairy grace and speed gave her an advantage, so she caught it on the first try. Or maybe the frog just thought she was a giant fly and it had scored a super-size meal. Nobody can see us, even if they look right at us. Were safe. Then she addressed her frog. Now, handsome, make my dreams come true. She kissed it, and then I almost fell over in my hurry to step backward. The frog glowed. The glowing aura around it grew bigger and bigger, until Ari released the frog. Instead of falling to the ground, it hung at eye-level. Soon, the aura spread into the rough outline of a human form. When the glow faded, what remained was a handsome young man in an old-fashioned suit. Mens dress clothing hasnt changed much over the past hundred or so years, so it was hard to date his outfit, but he wore his hair in a flowing, Byronic style. He also looked utterly terrified. I put myself in his shoes -- coming out of a froglike state to find himself facing a giantess and a couple of chicks with wings -- and had to sympathize. Wow, I said. So its real? |